So it began, so it is, and so it shall be.
Awesome Couple At Gas Station Make Dumb ‘Leno’ Skit The Best Thing To Ever Happen On ‘Leno’
Look, we don’t need to tell you that watching Leno is worse than having an entire sack of angry rattlesnakes forcefully inserted into your cancer-stricken ass. You know this. I know this. We all know this. (Well, everyone except the old people in middle America who watch him. But we know this too, so let’s just move on.) But last night something miraculous happened: the show produced a highly entertaining bit.
LMAO, seriously just watch it.
Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”
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if i could use any gif to sum up one direction
it would be this oneperfect
(via they-call-me-ro)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
today i watched the kid i was baby sitting play with his feet for 15 minutes and i laughed at how easily entertained they were then i realized i had been watching a baby play with its feet for 15 minutes
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it has been proven that liam payne is the cutest in the world do not try to prove me wrong on this
(Source: onedirectioneers, via carehdelevingne)
gonna bring this back because there’s literally not a more painful daddy Styles moment in existence.
(Source: dedicatedtoharry, via carehdelevingne)
instead of storing blood the uterus should just store snacks & like once a month you’ll get a bag of chips or something
like a human vending machine
(Source: hungarian, via harrysthefather)
whywouldieverpushlouisoffthebed:
yourfavoritedomesticterrorist:
i got 99 problems and getting off tumblr could probably solve about 98 of them
now im just curious what that last one is
one direction
you really never can escape those fuckers
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